- Mom watching Netflix on her iPad: Who is Andie and why does he have a profile on Netflix?
- Me: Andie is a girl and I said that she could use my Netflix.
- Mom: Have I met her?
- Me: No, she lives on the East Coast.
- Mom: New York?
- Me: Think more boring.
the problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book
Sometimes, people use insults as a way of flirting. Pretending to hate someone they actually desire to be with.